There
is always a particular thrill about going to Hockenheim. I love the
drive from Frankfurt, again facilitated by Andy Wheeler of our sponsor Alamo Rent-A-Car
who had kindly arranged us a very swish hire car, I love the twisting
and turning through the outskirts of Hockenheim itself and then turning
in to the facility by the Bird Park and driving past those imposing
grandstands. There's even something to like about all those checkpoints
you have to get through at the track. I particularly love the reception
we get from Christine and Peter Calwer and their media team and I look
forward to seeing what little joke they have played on my media pass.
This year my pass read "His Royal Togness".
photo: Media Pass His Royal Togness
Then
the walk through the pits down to Race Control to renew my acquaintance
with Benni Voss, the unmistakable Voice Of The NitrOlympX and the
fastest voice this side of the Urals. I spend the three days of the
race sat next to Benni and it amazes me just how much of what he is
saying I understand, or at least think I understand. I also experience
this phenomenon with Christer Abrahamson and Björn Sundkvist when they
rattle away in Swedish at Tierp Arena so I am guessing that at a
subconscious level drag racing has a universal language. What? Well
yes, I usually understand Colin, Barry and Darryl too.
On the
subject of the walk through the pits, in my day job I have a chum who
is very keen indeed on Formula 1 and I had a plan to send her a picture
of myself appearing to urinate on the start line of the circuit, but in
the end I settled for a shot of the line of Top Fuel Dragster pits on
the home straight and sent it to her with a droll comment about
treating a circuit with the contempt it deserved. She took it very well
and even expressed herself jealous that I was there.
I
have written in these pages before that reporting on the NitrOlympX is
an intensive task. It was a little easier this time around because
timekeeper Yasin Özer, who was an endless source of help during the
event, was posting results on-line so I ran a split-screen report with
links to those and concentrated on session commentaries, and fellow
Tech Crew member Thomas Popp had devised a live commentators' screen
for Super Pro ET and Pro ET which spared me a lot of high-speed
arithmetic. Of course, I still did the Pro reports and full standings
manually and that was its usual lively self. However, one of the
mitigating factors at Hockenheim is the lunch break. I think that these
breaks are a requirement of the local authorities but, either way, even
a short break makes all the difference. Whilst maniacally reporting the
next break is a beacon on the horizon and then when it arrives I can
step outside, get some air, get lunch from the Media Centre and maybe
even get to say Hello to racers in the pairing lanes and then go back
inside refreshed and ready for the next onslaught. Benni also helped to
keep me going with the usual limitless supply of Liptons Ice Tea which
is so much more refreshing on the Continent where it comes gently
carbonated.
photo: Everything you need to report a race live, including Liptons Ice Tea